![]() 11/06/2016 at 11:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Don’t bother citing historical examples proving otherwise, because they are wrong. Manufacturers of the world, I am currently owed $100B in royalties dating back to the industrial revolution. But just cut me a check for $500M and we’ll call it even.
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Thank you for your service.
![]() 11/06/2016 at 11:19 |
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I heard that Henry Ford was really German-born and named Heinrich Ford. He just wanted to capitalize on cheap American labor and used our Patriotism to avoid taxes and receive incentives.
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you invented the vega cosworth engine. shame on you.
![]() 11/06/2016 at 11:25 |
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You’re responsible for this mess?
![]() 11/06/2016 at 11:27 |
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Seems legit. I’ll just skip the middleman and give you $1,000 for my share.
![]() 11/06/2016 at 11:33 |
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Sorry but if it wasn’t for me inventing metallurgy you’d not have your engine technology. I patiently await my 90% cut of all your royalties, be thankful I don’t ask for more.
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I am the inventor of combustion so please just route all your cheques directly to me. Thanks!
![]() 11/06/2016 at 11:41 |
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There are more cylinders than there are nipples.
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![]() 11/06/2016 at 17:17 |
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Screw all of you, I invented physics. You owe me your everything!
![]() 11/06/2016 at 17:23 |
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So YOUR the jerk who set the speed limit to 299Mm/sec and has made it impossible for human beings to explore the universe! GET HIM!!!
![]() 11/06/2016 at 17:24 |
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Be grateful. If I had set it higher, y’all would have no electricity do your internet kvetching!
![]() 11/06/2016 at 19:53 |
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Sorry-you’re 121 years (to the day ironically!) too late. Selden beat you to it.
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