Oppo Announcement: I Am The One Responsible For All Combustion Engine Technology

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11/06/2016 at 11:10 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Don’t bother citing historical examples proving otherwise, because they are wrong. Manufacturers of the world, I am currently owed $100B in royalties dating back to the industrial revolution. But just cut me a check for $500M and we’ll call it even.


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:13

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Thank you for your service.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:19

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I heard that Henry Ford was really German-born and named Heinrich Ford. He just wanted to capitalize on cheap American labor and used our Patriotism to avoid taxes and receive incentives.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:23

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you invented the vega cosworth engine. shame on you.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:25

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You’re responsible for this mess?

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Kinja'd!!! Phatboyphil > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:27

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Seems legit. I’ll just skip the middleman and give you $1,000 for my share.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:33

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Sorry but if it wasn’t for me inventing metallurgy you’d not have your engine technology. I patiently await my 90% cut of all your royalties, be thankful I don’t ask for more.


Kinja'd!!! Seat Safety Switch > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:33

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I am the inventor of combustion so please just route all your cheques directly to me. Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:41

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There are more cylinders than there are nipples.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > PS9
11/06/2016 at 11:47

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Kinja'd!!! Axial > PS9
11/06/2016 at 17:17

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Screw all of you, I invented physics. You owe me your everything!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Axial
11/06/2016 at 17:23

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So YOUR the jerk who set the speed limit to 299Mm/sec and has made it impossible for human beings to explore the universe! GET HIM!!!


Kinja'd!!! Axial > PS9
11/06/2016 at 17:24

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Be grateful. If I had set it higher, y’all would have no electricity do your internet kvetching!


Kinja'd!!! sdwarf36 > PS9
11/06/2016 at 19:53

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Sorry-you’re 121 years (to the day ironically!) too late. Selden beat you to it.

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Kinja'd!!! sdwarf36 > sdwarf36
11/06/2016 at 19:56

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Selden patent

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